Products tagged with 'pens'

IF YOU ARE NOT FULLY SATISFIED WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF THIS PRODUCT, PLEASE SHOVE IT WAY UP YOUR BUTT AT NO COST TO YOU.

For when your cat’s judgmental stare isn’t enough to motivate you, these pens are. Scribble, scrawl, and maybe even sketch a mouse or two – all with the indifferent grace of your feline overlord. Phrases include: Show me your kitties; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; Dogs have owners, Cats have staff; All my stuff is covered in cat hair; You don't own a cat, you know a cat

For all your "elevated" thoughts that seem revolutionary until you forget them – here are the pot pens. They're the perfect way to note down those half-baked ideas or grocery runs, minus the actual high

For dog lovers everywhere! Phrases include: I work hard so my dog can have nice things; Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog; I was told there would be dogs; I like big mutts and I cannot lie; Tell your dog I said hi