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This cute Andromeda alien is the perfect size to crawl inside your most intimate of places! Green and gold skin shine when light hits it. Two narrow, red eyes watch you with a menacing glare. The head has small, soft ears, a narrow face and a bumpy, large chest that makes the dong swollen at the center. It is textured for your pleasure and will satisfy you in new ways that only this alien can deliver! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. After traveling over 2.5 million lightyears to the Andromeda galaxy, your team has landed on a foreign planet. For the first time you step foot on a new planet that is ripe with life. Your spacesuit tells you that the air is breathable, full of oxygen and nitrogen, and you take off your helmets and breathe it in. It makes you feel a little light-headed; it's been a while since you could breathe the air of a planet instead of some recycled air on a ship or from an oxygen can. Your team leader signals to split up to explore but to keep comms on. You take the western direction. Soon you find something that you haven't seen since you were on Earth; a small pond of crystal clear water. You use your suit to test the water and, to your surprise, it is safe and clean! Excited, you strip off your suit and lay it carefully to the side of the pond. "Just a dip into the water can't hurt", you think. The water is warm and the mossy banks in the shade are heavenly. You start to drift. You feel elated from the high oxygen in the air. Something moves in the water and you wake up abruptly. As you look on the banks of the pond you see smalle, green creatures that look like little dragons. They come up from the moss as if they were part of it. Red eyes glow and blink and their little heads wiggle as their ears twitch in your direction. You reach out to touch one and it feels wet as it writhes in your hand. No one is around and these little creatures start to writhe and move closer to your body. You let them writhe and move closer and as they touch you, you feel waves of ecstasy moves through your body. Your logical brain is trying to warn you, but your body feels so amazing you don't heed the warning. You feel something slide between your thighs and before you can stop it, it slides inside and the feeling is pure bliss! You begin to moan in pleasure, louder and louder, your body rolling in waves for every climax!

Magic comes in many shapes and sizes, and this Moon Rider Unicorn dildo is the perfect shape for you! The sunburst of purple, blue, pink and yellow colors are bright during the day and when it gets dark the glow in the night! It has a small, pointed tip for easy insertion and a spiral horn with soft, round edges. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. A touch of magic is what you need, and so you venture into the dark forest. The myths all say that the mystical moon unicorn is rare, but if you catch it, it will make all your dreams come true! You travel for days, nearly losing hope. As you kneel near a stream, you see the reflection of the moon in the water and notice that you've entered a small clearing of trees. The water ripples as you gaze down and a mystical glow is reflected in the water. "It can't be!" you think, your excitement growing. You look up and the fabled unicorn has appeared! "Of course! It must only appear during a full moon!" As you rise, the unicorn gazes at you, and then the air shimmers around it and it transforms. Before you stands the most beautiful man you have ever seen… if you can call it a man. Its skin shimmers with moonlight and rainbows, its hair is silky and silver, and between its legs hangs a rather large, horned rod. It speaks to you and its words are like liquid gold. "You must be here for a wish, like everyone else who seeks me out." You tremble, uncertain of what to say next. The unicorn steps closer. Its hand reaches towards your face and before you can flinch it gently tucks a stray hair away from your face. "Well, aren't you a pretty human." You gulp, suddenly excited as well as afraid. You've never felt such powerful magic before. "I w-want some of your magic." You say, almost stuttering. The unicorn runs its fingers across your neck, down your chest, to your hips. Then they stop. "If you want my magic, then I want something from you, too." before you respond, they rip off your clothes and throw them on the forest floor. You're gasping and breathing heavily as they pounce on top of you, opening your thighs and reaching between your legs. Their tongue is tasting every inch of you until you're moaning in pleasure. Then they stand in front of you, holding their glowing rod in their hands, and say, "Here's your magic. Now take it in like a good little adventurer. I know you must be hungry for more!" With your mouth wet and open, you take them in and feel the thrum of energy fill your body. You both find more holes and more ways to drink each other and taste each other until the forest floor is covered with glowing, wet magic.

Are you ready to be ravaged? See how good of a serpent charmer you are with this 14 inch Cobra! Designed to uncoil and slither deep inside your rear entry, it is textured with tantalizing details that add intense sensation to your backdoor exploration! The tip of the hose is shaped like a cobra head. You'll enjoy that wide flare of its wide neck as it pops inside. The tapered, round nose makes insertion easy. It has a vibrant red and black body with textured scales that go all the way to the coiled base! Firm and flexible, it is made out of body-safe, premium silicone and is phthalate-free. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results! The base has a strong suction-cup on it so you can have those hands free to guide the snake into your cavern. The wide base is also perfect for combining with a strap-on harness! Enjoy various ways to play with this sinful snake! Enjoy exploring your playful and wild side! Try out some kink cosplay or fantasy roleplay! After use, wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and let it air dry. The sinuous snake has long been a symbol is sex and power. The undulating movements from this phallic creature as it slithers, winds and uncurls to great lengths are enticing and attractive. You've found yourself in a snake charmer's den. You couldn't help but be curious about their trade. As they play the flute, the snakes rise and dance. It hypnotizes you just like the music hypnotizes the serpent. You dreamed of how it would curl around you, wrap you up and slither into every one of your holes. Just imagine! The strong body moving inside of you! You shake your head, the sweat dripping from you in the hot den. Where has that charmer gone? He left quite a while ago and you've been waiting here, patiently… Just then you hear a movement behind you, a sound against the floor, then a familiar hiss! As quickly as you turn around you freeze in place! The largest serpent you've ever seen comes closer. It can't be possible but it seems to have a grin on its face. Then other hisses come from other corners of the room and you realize this snake charmer den is really just a magical snake pit, and you've encountered the king cobra! The fiery red scales shine in the dim light and as it moves you're hypnotized again. You let it take you, and as the snake goes deep inside, you surrender to its will.

Are you ready to be ravaged? See how good of a serpent charmer you are with this 18 inch Cobra! Designed to uncoil and slither deep inside your rear entry, it is textured with tantalizing details that add intense sensation to your backdoor exploration! The tip of the hose is shaped like a cobra head. You'll enjoy that wide flare of its wide neck as it pops inside. The tapered, round nose makes insertion easy. It has a vibrant red and black body with textured scales that go all the way to the coiled base! Firm and flexible, it is made out of body-safe, premium silicone and is phthalate-free. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results! The base has a strong suction-cup on it so you can have those hands free to guide the snake into your cavern. The wide base is also perfect for combining with a strap-on harness! Enjoy various ways to play with this sinful snake! Enjoy exploring your playful and wild side! Try out some kink cosplay or fantasy roleplay! After use, wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and let it air dry. The sinuous snake has long been a symbol is sex and power. The undulating movements from this phallic creature as it slithers, winds and uncurls to great lengths are enticing and attractive. You've found yourself in a snake charmer's den. You couldn't help but be curious about their trade. As they play the flute, the snakes rise and dance. It hypnotizes you just like the music hypnotizes the serpent. You dreamed of how it would curl around you, wrap you up and slither into every one of your holes. Just imagine! The strong body moving inside of you! You shake your head, the sweat dripping from you in the hot den. Where has that charmer gone? He left quite a while ago and you've been waiting here, patiently… Just then you hear a movement behind you, a sound against the floor, then a familiar hiss! As quickly as you turn around you freeze in place! The largest serpent you've ever seen comes closer. It can't be possible but it seems to have a grin on its face. Then other hisses come from other corners of the room and you realize this snake charmer den is really just a magical snake pit, and you've encountered the king cobra! The fiery red scales shine in the dim light and as it moves you're hypnotized again. You let it take you, and as the snake goes deep inside, you surrender to its will.

This brightly colored squid is inspired by the Kraken lore and is a thick, meaty shaft that will slide inside you for serious pleasure! Rainbow colored with a bulbous, triangular head it has eight legs that add ropey texture as you ride it! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. The storms off the coast of Norway caught you by surprise. What started as an adventurous boating trip had quickly turned into a nightmare! Out of the crashing waves and beneath the darkened skies rose a giant squid that crashed into your boat! You dove off the side and into cold waters as the boat cracked and splintered, destroyed. The water became dark and inky, filled with the slick black ink of the squid. But then a light pierced the darkness and you were able to see that there were hundreds of small, rainbow colored squid! "These must be the creatures of the Kraken!" you thought. Would they take mercy on you? Or would they drag you deeper into the water? They swarmed you, wrapping their lungs around you until you couldn't feel the cold of the water. One wrapped itself around your mouth and nose and you found that, somehow, you could breathe again. Your eyes were uncovered and you could see the Kraken King begin to move towards you. As it moved, the water moved around it and every creature either swam away or obeyed it. Suddenly, the squid that covered you began to squeeze, writhe and pulse. You didn't know why until one squirmed its way inside your pants and tore open your clothes! The water and the milky ink helped it slip inside! Was this Kraken trying to lay its eggs inside you? Helpless and unable to swim away, your body was used for the Kraken's pleasure again and again until finally you fainted from exhaustion… Days later, they found your unconscious body on the shores. No one believed you but from that day forth, you never could look at squid the same way again, and haunting erotic dreams filled your mind every night!

This colorful, shapeshifting chimera dong is thick and textured for your pleasure! Ropey veins wrap and cross over each other as they run down the length of the shaft. The monstrous head is wrinkled and round. From the base of the head extends a small, beaked lizard with arms outstretched and holding on to the rainbow colored shaft. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. They always appear normal at first, camouflaging themselves in whatever skin the species they are around wears. They appeared to you as human, but there was something off about them; it was the eyes, they were unnaturally yellow-gold and caught the light like a nocturnal animal. By the time you noticed, it was already too late. They'd asked you for a long stroll in the brisk night air and you both strolled through a local garden just outside the party where you'd met. It was risqué, of course, to be outside at night with a strange man. You felt a hunger that intoxicated you… or was it the wine? As the shadows fell over you both, you started to feel uneasy. Was it the dim light or did this fellow's shape change? You convinced yourself you'd had too much to drink and that there was no way you could possibly be seeing a… monster. But as you asked to return to the party, he pulled you into the dark and covered your mouth before you could scream! His shape changed before you! He was part lizard and lion, part animal and man, and multiple beasts erupted from his ever-changing and morphing skin! Beneath his cloak was a writhing, multi-colored shaft and as he pushed you against the nearest vine-covered cement wall your fear turned into ecstasy as his very shaft began to writhe and change inside of you, fitting every shape and curve in ways you'd never felt before!

The royal king of cobras, the Golden Snake of your dreams has arrived! The brilliant, shining gold and black body has an exaggerated S-curve that will hit your G-spot or P-spot. The wide hood at the top stretches you open and adds extra, soft and scaly texture while the round, dong-shaped head slides easily inside. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. In the dim firelight you catch the glinting shimmer of gold. It's known that there are snakes in these parts, but you had to find shelter somehow in the warm desert. This cave was perfect to shelter you for the night so you built a fire and watched the light while it sparked to life. As you listen to the crackles, you hear a soft scraping across the dusty floor and catch sight of something gold. A snake rises up, brilliant and large, swaying slightly. It seems hypnotized by the firelight! That's when you notice that, besides its large size, it has a peculiar shaped head! It's almost as if… it were shaped to penetrate you! You try to scurry away but the serpent is too fast! It wraps around you, binding you with its long body and holding you in place as you try to writhe free. Then it begins to sway, hypnotizing you to surrender. You feel your legs parting, your back arching, and the serpent begins to slither deep, deep inside…

It reaches for you, and every sucker tastes your skin… This thick tentacle has two rows of gradually bigger suckers as you get towards the base. Along each side are thick, calloused ridges that softly and sensually rub against you as you ride it. The tapered tip makes insertion a bit easier as you take on this girthy octopus arm! Its hues of blue, purple and orange glow bright green in the night when exposed to UV light! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. You've loved the ocean ever since you were a kid. The splash of the water and the taste of salt in the air always made you happy. When you took your first dive, you felt like you'd arrived home. Now, you've got the whole ocean to explore! Most people explore during the day, but the real mysteries are revealed when the moon comes out at night. In certain places, the sea creatures glow! You look around underwater. It's twilight and you feel the change of temperature in the ocean as the sun fades and it shifts to night. You hear the bubbles of the water as you breathe into your SCUBA mask. You see the edge of a cove and swim closer. As you reach the cove, you gently touch the coral and notice it starts to glow. It's a great sign that you're in the right place! You begin to carefully collect a sample of the glowing coral when something touches your leg and startles you. You turn around, nearly dropping your sample when your free hand reaches the knife strapped to your thigh. In front of you is one of the largest octopuses you've ever seen. It floats in the water, tentacles spread out, and you feel very exposed as it watches you. One thick tentacle reaches out and begins to taste your skin. You let it touch you, move across your skin, and keep your breathing slow and your body still. Its touch is gentle and curious, so you don't think much of it when another tentacle touches your thigh, and then another grabs your wrist. But then you start to get anxious; the octopus has begun to bind you, and one this size won't be easy to escape. One slightly smaller tentacle reaches between your thighs and your heart races. The waters are warm here, and all you have on is a thin bathing suit. It touches you and you feel every muscle and sucker taste and massage your privates. You don't want to admit that it feels good, but you can't deny that you feel a heat spreading down below. You try to reach for the tentacle, but your wrists are bound and you're held in place. The tentacle easily finds its way under your suit, and before you know it you're being explored deep inside!

Indulge in this highly stimulating Galactic Alien dong! This colorful, glitter-filled sunburst of pink, orange, blue and purple glows green in the dark! Its unique texture has layers, grooves, bumps, ridges and both smooth and gravely surfaces that slide in effortlessly as they stretch you open! Its large head has a tapered tip that helps with insertion, and then you can enjoy the feeling of a large bump in the center where it gets thick again. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. The alarms on the space ship had been blaring for 10 minutes. Everything was in lock down and you, hidden in the dormitory, have been quietly trying to figure out what in the outer worlds was happening now. The flashing red lights cast strange shadows over the room. Every now and then you'd hear a scream followed by a guttural, animal screech. It had all happened so fast. You were headed to the brig to check in with the captain of the ship. You were all on a diplomatic mission to create an alliance with one of the neighboring galactic species. It was meant to be simple, fast and without failure. Instead, an enemy species had intercepted your peace summit, boarded your ship and commandeered it. They were tall aliens with bulging muscles, fishlike faces and opalescent eyes that could see in the dark. You and the other humans were completely out of your depth. Suddenly, you hear a crash against the door and one of them bursts in. Their eyes and skin are glowing in the dark light. The red light flashing makes their body pulse with bioluminescent light everytime it gets dark again. Their nostrils flare as they begin to seek your scent. They look around, sniffing, and then stop. They've found you! They take a leap that is the equivalent of 5 human steps and shove the shelving you were crouched behind out of the way. Their large, webbed hand grabs you and throws you on the bed. You scream for help but no one hears you! Their teeth and claws rip your clothing to shreds and leave little pink lines across your skin. Once they have your clothing off they breathe you in deep. Their eyes pulse orange as they take in your scent and their growl turns into a purr. Something wet and throbbing begins to glow bright between their legs and you suddenly realize why they are here; to breed the humans and make them alien hybrids. To make them submit to this species. To take over humans both in body and spirit. With their hand pressing you down, they thrust their shaft inside you!

If you've ever found the spiked, bushy tail of a stegosaurus to be a turn on, or loved to hug a prickly, tall cactus, this spiky reptilian dildo is for you! It will treat you kinder than either the plant or creature mentioned, and add amazing new sensations while you explore its textured rod! It has a beautiful gold and teal color throughout the thick shaft. It tapers to a thinner, round tip for easier insertion. The base is round and covered in scales while the shaft itself has long, round-tipped spikes that point towards you as you impale yourself on this fantastically stimulating toy! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

Ready to go deep? This extra long Majestic Merman dong is perfect for exploring the depths of your desires! With iridescent rainbow colors that really pop out among your other toys and gear, this toy is eye-catching and beautiful! The S-shaped curve to the shaft helps it hit all the right spots. As it is penetrating you thoroughly with over 10 inches of length, the bumps, grooves, ridges, swirls, curves and nubs stimulate you even more! This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. You were never going to be satisfied with normal. Dating kept disappointing you and one night stands still left so much to be desired. Boredom wasn't something you could be content with, so you turned your energy towards something else; exploring the forgotten mysteries of the deep sea. The creatures under the water were beautiful, magnificent, and held so much more than empty conversation. You had no idea this trip was going to take you beyond your wildest dreams. It happened at 3 AM in the morning. A storm hit and your ship capsized. You managed to climb aboard one of the only remaining lifeboats but were left all alone. During the day you'd hide from the sun and at night you would shiver and look for fish that you might be able to eat. Exhausted and with a spear in your hand you fell into the water trying to catch a tuna on your third day. As you fell into the water you wondered, "Is it worth trying to swim? What if I just kept sinking?" That's when you saw them; the most beautiful pair of glowing eyes. It was captivating! It distracted you so much you almost forgot that you hadn't been breathing for a while. Your body convulsed, begging for air, and suddenly all your survival instincts kicked into gear! You thrashed in the water trying to get up but you just… couldn't… make it… But then you feel two hands on your body grabbing you and suddenly his lips are on yours, breathing life into you! Your body rocks into his, holding on for dear life, and as you regain your senses you see the most beautiful, dazzling, iridescent rainbow Merman! His very touch is giving you life and with each kiss he keeps you breathing. You find a rhythm and the rhythm intoxicates you. He tears the remainder of your days old clothing off and you are naked, tumbling through the water with him, kissing and holding on to each other's flesh, feverish with desire. His massive rod pops free from his scaly torso and you see this long, curved, beautiful shaft. You look him in the eyes as if asking permission, slide one hand onto it to stroke it. His eyes half-close in pleasure. You guide it inside and you gasp! Before you lose too much breath he kisses you again, breathing into you as he exhales, pumping into you as you rock your hips onto his! In this moment you know that you can never have normal again.

Take your fantasy roleplay, kinky cosplay or creative role play further with tangible fantasy toys from Creature Cocks! This Glow-In-The-Dark Tentacle Dildo might just be the perfect toy to hit every deep spot within you, light up the night, and excite you and your partner! From the light blue base the tangle of thin tentacles reach up towards the round, egg-shaped orb that they hold. Each ropey tentacle is either smooth or textured with little suckers that will massage you and add unique shapes to the shaft. The round egg at the tip helps to massage your P-spot or G-spot and add extra pleasure! Expose it to sunlight or UV light so that it glows neon blue, orange and green in the dark! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. The most exciting thing about deep sea diving is that you get to see things that no other human has ever seen. You take the small personal submarine down deeper and shine a light to find your way. You safely anchor your sub in place and then turn off the lights and wait. It doesn't take long before you start to see the glowing fish and deep sea creatures begin to swim by… but then you see one that is so bright, so unique, that you gasp in shock! You grab the controls and capture the most brilliant, glowing squid you've ever seen! As it pulls it inside the ship and deposits it in the pressurized water tank, you look carefully at it. The thin tentacles spread out and the glowing pules and fades as the lights turn on. You head up to the upper level ship and dock. Exhausted, you fall asleep so you can examine this creature in the morning. You don't make it through the night, though. You hear something wet splash onto the floor. As you open your eyes you see something glowing across the room in the specimen tank. As you get up to check it out, your vision blurred from fatigue, you slip on something wet on the floor and land hard on your back. As you open your eyes a second time you see and feel the squid stretching its arms across your body. Suddenly you are all too aware of your nakedness as it touches and tastes you through its suckers. You watch in awe and with some nervousness as it reaches inside itself and then pulls out a glowing orb. Is it an egg? It holds tightly to it and then, to your shock, it reaches between your thighs. You want to stop it but your limbs are heavy, you feel like you're drunk! There must be some kind of secretion from the squid's slime that is making you feel drowsy and intoxicated! You are helpless to stop it as it inserts its egg inside you… and honestly, it feels so good you don't want it to stop!

This massive Orc rod has an extra surprise at the base! The green, firm yet flexible shaft has a small knobbed tip that flares out and then nearly doubles in width as you receive the full shaft! At the base of the dong is an extra horn designed to stimulate your clitoris or perineum for dual stimulation! Enjoy the smooth ridges of this monster rod as this creature ravages you! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. You hear the orc scream before you see them. The horns are blaring in the distance, the smell of fire, smoke, and destruction is on the wind. The full moon is darkened by billowing smoke and you stumble as you run away from the village to hide. Your heart is beating so hard in your chest that you can feel it in your throat. Your body is tense as you hold still, hoping the shadows will shield you from sight. Then a powerful, green hand covered in soot and blood grabs hold of you! He's appeared out of darkness and his bulging muscles glisten with sweat in the dim light. You scream and struggle to get away but his grip is just too strong. He must have smelled you and tracked you here! His grip on you tightens as he roars and you go silent, trembling. Then he rips off your clothing, tearing pieces away and you're left in nothing but shreds as your most intimate parts are exposed. The scent of you is even stronger and he breathes you in deeply. He grins, his tusks jutting out from his lower jaw, then laughs before thrusting his horned rod into you and tasting your salty skin!

Generally speaking, the word 'monstrosity' isn't something you want to hear during sex, and usually, the Kraken is associated with dangers at sea, not sex. Luckily, the designers over at Creature Cocks are anything but boring, and they don't do generalizations. Here's to all our tentacle enthusiasts! Shaped into a soft, curvy point, the Astropus Tentacle Dildo is nice and big once you/they get past the super slim tip. There's texture all the way down to a huge suction-cup base, from sexy little suckers on one side to thick waves on the other. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Astropus's base will anchor into larger-sized O-ring style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, you can stabilize the base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to the sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride. The Astropus is made of pure, hypoallergenic silicone. Non-reactive and safe for sensitive skin, it is also extra easy to clean. Some mild soap and water or a good toy care fluid/foam will do the trick for everyday clean-up, but if you want to be really thorough, it can be boiled or bleached, too. This dildo is compatible with any favorite water-based lube. Please avoid contact with silicone lubes and other silicone toys/products to keep it at its best.

Rising from the deep (or your bedside table drawer) Creature Cocks' Aqua Phoenix is more than capable of fulfilling your underwater fantasies - land-based ones, too. Aside from its otherworldly coloring, this not-at-all human dildo features some seriously creative bumpy texture and an extra thick shape that'll seek, find, stretch, and please your and/or their inner sweet spots. In terms of shape, let's just say that Aqua's contours can't be found above water! It's monstrously phallic, with a unique split tip, stimulating texture, and lots and lots of thickness. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the suction cup base is compatible with most harness and strap-on systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can stabilize the base against many smooth, nonporous surfaces for a hands-free ride. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - that hefty base we mention is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

As GOT fans will tell you, raising dragons is a gamble. However! Playing with a dragon's egg (this one, anyway) is safe enough. Aside from its thick, filling shape, the Dragon Hatch Large Egg features a defined tip that's perfect for butt play and TONS of texture. Plus, it's flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When playtime gets going, you can hold your Egg, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the hefty base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and features even more texture to rub and rock against.

If your pleasure cravings can't be conquered by anything in this realm, maybe it's time to explore another. Creature Cocks has a dildo to help guide you into the afterglow - the Grim! Thick, filling, and super-stimulating from its smooth tip to the soft points below, Grim features tons of texture and a squishy, squeezable, extra-flexible feel that'll bend and move with you. Control-wise, you can hold your Grim, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the hefty base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We can all agree that humans are wonderful and sexy, yes? In your fantasies, though, there's no need to stick with one species - Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of penetrators to explore! So, if you've been dreaming of some inhuman fisting, you'll want to meet the ferocious Demon Claw Dildo. Pronto. Soft claws tip the super-filling Demon, it'll (softly!) scratch at G-spots, P-spots, and inner pleasure places as you play. The thick shape features lots of bumps and ridges and sleek fingers for comfy (relatively) penetration. Control-wise, you can hold your Claw, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the thick base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook it up to your favorite harness or strap-on.

Certain insects (grasshoppers, cicadas, wasps) use a tube-like organ - the ovipositor - to lay eggs. Certain aliens do, too! If you've ever wanted to hatch your own little future facehugger, Creature Cocks has you covered/abducted/implanted with the Tenta-Queen Ovipositor Dildo and Eggs. The first thing you'll need to do with this multi-colored, metallic, in no way realistic penetrator is to load it up with the six included 2x1.2" silicone Eggs. Otherwise, you'll have a limp alien phallus on your hands, and no one wants that. Once your eggs are inside, it's time to lay them. Now, we have to say, and we can't stress it enough - DO NOT put the Tentacle in your butt if the Eggs are involved. Just don't. You can play around with vaginal or oral alien impregnation, though! If you've lubed up the Eggs enough, they'll pop through the tip with some pressure. Egg depositing aside, this sci-fi dildo is long, filling, and extra flexible - it'll bend and move as you or they need it to.

Emerging from its otherworldy cocoon ready to ravage, Creature Cocks' Crysalis is here to (fully!) satisfy your inhuman fantasies. Shape-wise, this swirly purple and green alien caterpillar is softly pointed up top. Once past the tip, it widens out for plenty of stimulating stretch; it's VERY flexible and squishy. There's texture all the way down to the suction cup base, from the sexy little legs on one side to thick waves on the other. Control-wise, you can hold your Crysalis, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Purple Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Purple Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

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There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Creature Cum is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this thick, cum-inspired water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms.

We all know not to judge books by their covers, right? Turns out, you should also not judge a dildo by its design. Case in point: the Doom Creature Cock may look a little/a lot hellish, but it feels devilishly good. You won't find Doom's contours (or color) in nature! The black and red stacked skulls shaft is extra bumpy and thick, and the base is wide and safe for butt play. Plus, the dramatic texture to one side will tease your or their outer hot spots. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; that hefty base we mentioned is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.