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Indulge in this highly stimulating Galactic Alien dong! This colorful, glitter-filled sunburst of pink, orange, blue and purple glows green in the dark! Its unique texture has layers, grooves, bumps, ridges and both smooth and gravely surfaces that slide in effortlessly as they stretch you open! Its large head has a tapered tip that helps with insertion, and then you can enjoy the feeling of a large bump in the center where it gets thick again. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. The alarms on the space ship had been blaring for 10 minutes. Everything was in lock down and you, hidden in the dormitory, have been quietly trying to figure out what in the outer worlds was happening now. The flashing red lights cast strange shadows over the room. Every now and then you'd hear a scream followed by a guttural, animal screech. It had all happened so fast. You were headed to the brig to check in with the captain of the ship. You were all on a diplomatic mission to create an alliance with one of the neighboring galactic species. It was meant to be simple, fast and without failure. Instead, an enemy species had intercepted your peace summit, boarded your ship and commandeered it. They were tall aliens with bulging muscles, fishlike faces and opalescent eyes that could see in the dark. You and the other humans were completely out of your depth. Suddenly, you hear a crash against the door and one of them bursts in. Their eyes and skin are glowing in the dark light. The red light flashing makes their body pulse with bioluminescent light everytime it gets dark again. Their nostrils flare as they begin to seek your scent. They look around, sniffing, and then stop. They've found you! They take a leap that is the equivalent of 5 human steps and shove the shelving you were crouched behind out of the way. Their large, webbed hand grabs you and throws you on the bed. You scream for help but no one hears you! Their teeth and claws rip your clothing to shreds and leave little pink lines across your skin. Once they have your clothing off they breathe you in deep. Their eyes pulse orange as they take in your scent and their growl turns into a purr. Something wet and throbbing begins to glow bright between their legs and you suddenly realize why they are here; to breed the humans and make them alien hybrids. To make them submit to this species. To take over humans both in body and spirit. With their hand pressing you down, they thrust their shaft inside you!

If you've ever found the spiked, bushy tail of a stegosaurus to be a turn on, or loved to hug a prickly, tall cactus, this spiky reptilian dildo is for you! It will treat you kinder than either the plant or creature mentioned, and add amazing new sensations while you explore its textured rod! It has a beautiful gold and teal color throughout the thick shaft. It tapers to a thinner, round tip for easier insertion. The base is round and covered in scales while the shaft itself has long, round-tipped spikes that point towards you as you impale yourself on this fantastically stimulating toy! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

Ready to go deep? This extra long Majestic Merman dong is perfect for exploring the depths of your desires! With iridescent rainbow colors that really pop out among your other toys and gear, this toy is eye-catching and beautiful! The S-shaped curve to the shaft helps it hit all the right spots. As it is penetrating you thoroughly with over 10 inches of length, the bumps, grooves, ridges, swirls, curves and nubs stimulate you even more! This meaty dong has a tapered head for easier insertion, but a girthy, thick body that will stretch your limits! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strap-on! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat. You were never going to be satisfied with normal. Dating kept disappointing you and one night stands still left so much to be desired. Boredom wasn't something you could be content with, so you turned your energy towards something else; exploring the forgotten mysteries of the deep sea. The creatures under the water were beautiful, magnificent, and held so much more than empty conversation. You had no idea this trip was going to take you beyond your wildest dreams. It happened at 3 AM in the morning. A storm hit and your ship capsized. You managed to climb aboard one of the only remaining lifeboats but were left all alone. During the day you'd hide from the sun and at night you would shiver and look for fish that you might be able to eat. Exhausted and with a spear in your hand you fell into the water trying to catch a tuna on your third day. As you fell into the water you wondered, "Is it worth trying to swim? What if I just kept sinking?" That's when you saw them; the most beautiful pair of glowing eyes. It was captivating! It distracted you so much you almost forgot that you hadn't been breathing for a while. Your body convulsed, begging for air, and suddenly all your survival instincts kicked into gear! You thrashed in the water trying to get up but you just… couldn't… make it… But then you feel two hands on your body grabbing you and suddenly his lips are on yours, breathing life into you! Your body rocks into his, holding on for dear life, and as you regain your senses you see the most beautiful, dazzling, iridescent rainbow Merman! His very touch is giving you life and with each kiss he keeps you breathing. You find a rhythm and the rhythm intoxicates you. He tears the remainder of your days old clothing off and you are naked, tumbling through the water with him, kissing and holding on to each other's flesh, feverish with desire. His massive rod pops free from his scaly torso and you see this long, curved, beautiful shaft. You look him in the eyes as if asking permission, slide one hand onto it to stroke it. His eyes half-close in pleasure. You guide it inside and you gasp! Before you lose too much breath he kisses you again, breathing into you as he exhales, pumping into you as you rock your hips onto his! In this moment you know that you can never have normal again.

Take your fantasy roleplay, kinky cosplay or creative role play further with tangible fantasy toys from Creature Cocks! This Glow-In-The-Dark Tentacle Dildo might just be the perfect toy to hit every deep spot within you, light up the night, and excite you and your partner! From the light blue base the tangle of thin tentacles reach up towards the round, egg-shaped orb that they hold. Each ropey tentacle is either smooth or textured with little suckers that will massage you and add unique shapes to the shaft. The round egg at the tip helps to massage your P-spot or G-spot and add extra pleasure! Expose it to sunlight or UV light so that it glows neon blue, orange and green in the dark! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. The most exciting thing about deep sea diving is that you get to see things that no other human has ever seen. You take the small personal submarine down deeper and shine a light to find your way. You safely anchor your sub in place and then turn off the lights and wait. It doesn't take long before you start to see the glowing fish and deep sea creatures begin to swim by… but then you see one that is so bright, so unique, that you gasp in shock! You grab the controls and capture the most brilliant, glowing squid you've ever seen! As it pulls it inside the ship and deposits it in the pressurized water tank, you look carefully at it. The thin tentacles spread out and the glowing pules and fades as the lights turn on. You head up to the upper level ship and dock. Exhausted, you fall asleep so you can examine this creature in the morning. You don't make it through the night, though. You hear something wet splash onto the floor. As you open your eyes you see something glowing across the room in the specimen tank. As you get up to check it out, your vision blurred from fatigue, you slip on something wet on the floor and land hard on your back. As you open your eyes a second time you see and feel the squid stretching its arms across your body. Suddenly you are all too aware of your nakedness as it touches and tastes you through its suckers. You watch in awe and with some nervousness as it reaches inside itself and then pulls out a glowing orb. Is it an egg? It holds tightly to it and then, to your shock, it reaches between your thighs. You want to stop it but your limbs are heavy, you feel like you're drunk! There must be some kind of secretion from the squid's slime that is making you feel drowsy and intoxicated! You are helpless to stop it as it inserts its egg inside you… and honestly, it feels so good you don't want it to stop!

This massive Orc rod has an extra surprise at the base! The green, firm yet flexible shaft has a small knobbed tip that flares out and then nearly doubles in width as you receive the full shaft! At the base of the dong is an extra horn designed to stimulate your clitoris or perineum for dual stimulation! Enjoy the smooth ridges of this monster rod as this creature ravages you! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. You hear the orc scream before you see them. The horns are blaring in the distance, the smell of fire, smoke, and destruction is on the wind. The full moon is darkened by billowing smoke and you stumble as you run away from the village to hide. Your heart is beating so hard in your chest that you can feel it in your throat. Your body is tense as you hold still, hoping the shadows will shield you from sight. Then a powerful, green hand covered in soot and blood grabs hold of you! He's appeared out of darkness and his bulging muscles glisten with sweat in the dim light. You scream and struggle to get away but his grip is just too strong. He must have smelled you and tracked you here! His grip on you tightens as he roars and you go silent, trembling. Then he rips off your clothing, tearing pieces away and you're left in nothing but shreds as your most intimate parts are exposed. The scent of you is even stronger and he breathes you in deeply. He grins, his tusks jutting out from his lower jaw, then laughs before thrusting his horned rod into you and tasting your salty skin!

Generally speaking, the word 'monstrosity' isn't something you want to hear during sex, and usually, the Kraken is associated with dangers at sea, not sex. Luckily, the designers over at Creature Cocks are anything but boring, and they don't do generalizations. Here's to all our tentacle enthusiasts! Shaped into a soft, curvy point, the Astropus Tentacle Dildo is nice and big once you/they get past the super slim tip. There's texture all the way down to a huge suction-cup base, from sexy little suckers on one side to thick waves on the other. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Astropus's base will anchor into larger-sized O-ring style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, you can stabilize the base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to the sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride. The Astropus is made of pure, hypoallergenic silicone. Non-reactive and safe for sensitive skin, it is also extra easy to clean. Some mild soap and water or a good toy care fluid/foam will do the trick for everyday clean-up, but if you want to be really thorough, it can be boiled or bleached, too. This dildo is compatible with any favorite water-based lube. Please avoid contact with silicone lubes and other silicone toys/products to keep it at its best.

Rising from the deep (or your bedside table drawer) Creature Cocks' Aqua Phoenix is more than capable of fulfilling your underwater fantasies - land-based ones, too. Aside from its otherworldly coloring, this not-at-all human dildo features some seriously creative bumpy texture and an extra thick shape that'll seek, find, stretch, and please your and/or their inner sweet spots. In terms of shape, let's just say that Aqua's contours can't be found above water! It's monstrously phallic, with a unique split tip, stimulating texture, and lots and lots of thickness. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the suction cup base is compatible with most harness and strap-on systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can stabilize the base against many smooth, nonporous surfaces for a hands-free ride. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - that hefty base we mention is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

As GOT fans will tell you, raising dragons is a gamble. However! Playing with a dragon's egg (this one, anyway) is safe enough. Aside from its thick, filling shape, the Dragon Hatch Large Egg features a defined tip that's perfect for butt play and TONS of texture. Plus, it's flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When playtime gets going, you can hold your Egg, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the hefty base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and features even more texture to rub and rock against.

If your pleasure cravings can't be conquered by anything in this realm, maybe it's time to explore another. Creature Cocks has a dildo to help guide you into the afterglow - the Grim! Thick, filling, and super-stimulating from its smooth tip to the soft points below, Grim features tons of texture and a squishy, squeezable, extra-flexible feel that'll bend and move with you. Control-wise, you can hold your Grim, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the hefty base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We can all agree that humans are wonderful and sexy, yes? In your fantasies, though, there's no need to stick with one species - Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of penetrators to explore! So, if you've been dreaming of some inhuman fisting, you'll want to meet the ferocious Demon Claw Dildo. Pronto. Soft claws tip the super-filling Demon, it'll (softly!) scratch at G-spots, P-spots, and inner pleasure places as you play. The thick shape features lots of bumps and ridges and sleek fingers for comfy (relatively) penetration. Control-wise, you can hold your Claw, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the thick base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook it up to your favorite harness or strap-on.

Certain insects (grasshoppers, cicadas, wasps) use a tube-like organ - the ovipositor - to lay eggs. Certain aliens do, too! If you've ever wanted to hatch your own little future facehugger, Creature Cocks has you covered/abducted/implanted with the Tenta-Queen Ovipositor Dildo and Eggs. The first thing you'll need to do with this multi-colored, metallic, in no way realistic penetrator is to load it up with the six included 2x1.2" silicone Eggs. Otherwise, you'll have a limp alien phallus on your hands, and no one wants that. Once your eggs are inside, it's time to lay them. Now, we have to say, and we can't stress it enough - DO NOT put the Tentacle in your butt if the Eggs are involved. Just don't. You can play around with vaginal or oral alien impregnation, though! If you've lubed up the Eggs enough, they'll pop through the tip with some pressure. Egg depositing aside, this sci-fi dildo is long, filling, and extra flexible - it'll bend and move as you or they need it to.

Emerging from its otherworldy cocoon ready to ravage, Creature Cocks' Crysalis is here to (fully!) satisfy your inhuman fantasies. Shape-wise, this swirly purple and green alien caterpillar is softly pointed up top. Once past the tip, it widens out for plenty of stimulating stretch; it's VERY flexible and squishy. There's texture all the way down to the suction cup base, from the sexy little legs on one side to thick waves on the other. Control-wise, you can hold your Crysalis, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Purple Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Purple Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Green Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Green Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Creature Cum is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this thick, cum-inspired water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms.

We all know not to judge books by their covers, right? Turns out, you should also not judge a dildo by its design. Case in point: the Doom Creature Cock may look a little/a lot hellish, but it feels devilishly good. You won't find Doom's contours (or color) in nature! The black and red stacked skulls shaft is extra bumpy and thick, and the base is wide and safe for butt play. Plus, the dramatic texture to one side will tease your or their outer hot spots. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; that hefty base we mentioned is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

Why stick to human cocks when there's a whole wide world of fantasy phalluses to play with?! The inhuman Octophallus (there's a tiny hint of homosapien penis underneath) is shaped into a huge, extra filling swell with thick tentacle texture twisting down to the balls and suction-cup base. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Octophallus will anchor into larger-sized O-ring style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, you can stabilize the base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to the sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride.

Generally speaking, you won't want a scorpion joining you in bed unless it's rocking you like a hurricane. However! You'll absolutely want the King Scorpion Dildo between your sheets when you're in the mood for something inhumanly sexy. In terms of shape, let's just say that this Creature Cocks' contours probably can't be found in nature. It's got a soft stinger up top, tons of bumpy texture plus another stinger below, and a big, safely-conscious (i.e., great for butt-play!) base. Control-wise, you can hold your King Scorpion, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We all love to hear (and say!) the word 'hot' when playing with a partner. However, it's probably safe to assume that the fires of hell might be just a bit too warm for comfort, yes? For all the heat without the burn, you can always count on the Horny Devil from Creature Cocks. Rising from the inferno (or your toy chest), this bright red and black troublemaker features a sleek, flame-inspired tip, tons of scaly ribbed and swirly texture, and some horn-studded balls below. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for anal play and extra deep diving - and compatible with strap-ons and harnesses.

Generally speaking, we'll always recommend that you keep the sand worms away from your penis, penetrator, and partner. Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' Slitherine is one of them! Stretch this metallic purple monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Slitherine can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Is there some deep diving in your future? Hopefully, you won't have to fight any sea monsters along the way, but why not take along Poseidon's Octo-Ring, just in case? At least then you'll have one of your own! Stretch this metallic blue, tentacle-textured monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, the Octo-Ring can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Fun fact: the Black Caiman - a creepy crocodile/reptile combo - holds the record for most predatory attacks on humans. So, yes, you should absolutely them far away from your penis, penetrator, and partner. Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' namesake Silicone Cock Ring is one of them! Stretch this scaly black monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Black Caiman can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Hell fire should be kept far away from your penis, penetrator, and partner, right? Generally speaking, yes! Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' Beast Mode Silicone Cock Ring is one of them. Stretch this devilish monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Beast Mode can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

True, we'll probably never know what dinosaur penises looked like for real, but we can use our imaginations! Creature Cocks' XL Dino Dick is a result of some very creative toy designers doing exactly that. Aside from its thick shape, semi-human tip, and sturdy suction base, this reptilian dildo features lots of filling length, a sleek (and penis-esque) sweet-spot-seeking tip, and some veiny texture. Plus, it's extra flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When the Dino Dick stops into the scene, you'll have plenty of play options. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free. Stick the suction base to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and will work with many strap-ons and harness systems.