Fantasy Dildos

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism. The Sprite Jr. Story: Suddenly a small neon butt plug unexpectedly emerged as a peculiar yet bewildering presence in the apocalyptic forest. With its vibrant glow, mischievous demeanor and especially discreet size, it became known as “Sprite Jr.” As it skipped across the shattered remnants of a past civilization, the Aliens marveled at its well-evolved nubs and ridges that tickled and teased quite erotically...reminding that in the AlienNation pleasure could still be found in the most unexpected of places.

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it. What life remained would be impacted as never before...for carried inside the meteor’s core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus. And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation was born. The “Stardust" Story: In the new alien world, there was still moments of goodness, and they was embodied by unicorns which flew on starstreams, spreading stardust onto the chaos below. Primus would find solace in the company of such unicorns and he named his favorite “Stardust," giver of life and light, purity and grace. And now you can enjoy her as well, in her beautifully translucent fade of blue to lavender to gold, shimmering with glitter at every turn of her shimmering, spiraling beauty.

Fan boy meets fist boy, in Icon Brands’ novel new “Darth Invader,” Over 14” long and over 3” diameter, it’s made with an extra-strong suction cup for “hands-solo”fun. Crafted in premium phthalate and latex-free PVC, it’s even ergonomic for plausible penetration! In other words, if you’ve got the space, we’ve got the vessel!

No need for an antidote - the only place this Snake will strike is your deepest sweet spot(s). Ouch!'s Textured Ass Snake Dildo features TONS of deeply stimulating length, a suction cup base, and tons of length. Yeah, we said that already, but seriously. It's loooooooooooooong. If you're into extra deep, bumpy-textured penetration, or your partner is, this is definitely the dildo for you. At twenty-one inches inches (that's 53 cm), the Textured Ass Snake is always up for helping you/them fulfil some extra large fantasies. That said, if you're not into taking all 21 inches, you can easily play with just the tip, or as much as you're comfortable with. In either case, the Snake is dramatically flexible, and will move and bend with you and your body.

Question: if a dildo shimmers in the forest and no one's around, does it still shimmer? You can wrestle with that riddle later, but first, focus on Fantasia's Nymph! This ripply iridescent penetrator gleams under your covers, when headed to your favorite sweet spot(s)...and probably in forests, too. Coming in handy (or not, you can go hands-off with this one!) during all sorts of sexy situations, the Nymph is sleek, squishy, and super-flexible. It'll target your or your partner's inner erogenous zones (think G-spot, prostate, etc.) with no trouble at all, and, thanks to the big base, is safe for butt play. Speaking of the base, it fits many strap-on and pegging systems, and it's a suction cup for easy attachment to windows, walls, shower doors, etc. The TPE (elastomer) Nymph is easy to clean (use mild soap and water or your favorite toy care fluid/foam) and safe to use with any water-based lube you love.

Question: if a dildo shimmers in the forest and no one's around, does it still shine? Wrestle with that riddle later, but first, focus on Fantasia's Siren! This ripply, iridescent penetrator shines under your covers, when headed to your favorite sweet spot(s)...and probably in forests, too. Coming in handy (or not, you can go hands-off with this one!) during all sorts of sexy situations, the swirly Siren is sleek, squishy, and super-flexible. It'll target your or your partner's inner erogenous zones (think G-spots, prostates, etc.) with no trouble at all, and, thanks to the big base, is safe for butt play. Speaking of the base, it fits many strap-on and pegging systems, and it's a suction cup for easy attachment to windows, walls, shower doors, etc. The TPE (elastomer) Siren is easy to clean (use mild soap and water or your favorite toy care fluid/foam) and safe to use with any water-based lube you love.

Unleash your inner fantasies with the Stinger Silicone Dildo. Stretching nearly 14 inches in length, this unique toy boasts a striking red and black design, mimicking the formidable tail of a scorpion if it had evolved on an alien planet. Its tapered tip and graduated bumps will ignite backdoor sensations beyond your wildest dreams. Crafted from top-quality, phthalate-free silicone, it’s safe for your body and built to last. Enjoy a hands-free experience thanks to the sturdy suction cup base, and appreciate the firm but flexible shaft for effortless play. You stumble as you try and run away across the foreign terrain. The sandy dunes are hot and grit gets in your eyes, stinging and blinding you temporarily. The winds whip back and forth, making it even harder to escape. You glance behind you and see the red and black creature scuttling across the dunes. Its many, pointed limbs seem to have no trouble at all scaling the challenging dunes! You try and pull yourself up but before you can rise it's on top of you! It hisses, barely audible over the strong winds, but terrifying nevertheless. One of its long, sharp limbs lashes out at you, ripping your clothing and baring your skin! Your clothing becomes tattered and you struggle to no avail to get free. Then four limbs pin you down and a fifth limb… You look down and see the fifth limb snaking its way between your thighs in agile and delicate movements. It begins secreting a shining fluid, dripping with wetness in this hellish landscape, then it strikes you right between the thighs! The stinger goes inside of you, deeper than you've ever been penetrated before, and you scream in shock and agony! But then the wet fluids begin to make you feel warm, groggy, and relaxed. Before you know it, you're taking the whole stinger inside of you willingly!

Ready to ride the cosmos? The Fantasy F*ckers Milky Way Dildo brings pastel nebula energy and out-there sensations that feel straight-up stellar. Think of it as your personal pleasure probe, freshly beamed in from a very friendly galaxy! Milky Way’s smooth alien curves and plush ridging give you that soft, slow-burn “take me to your leader” sensation, and the bold tip adds just the right amount of interstellar drama. Flip it, suction it, strap it in or take it solo. It’s built for cosmic exploration however you like to travel. This dreamy pastel visitor works seamlessly with any Vac-U-Lock harness or accessory and also fits O-ring systems for easy body-to-body play. Plus, the sturdy suction cup base keeps it grounded when you want hands-free orbiting.

Unleash your wildest fantasies with Red Raider, a silicone masterpiece that combines the primitive allure of a werewolf with the supernatural mystique of an alien. The prominent tip is designed for easy insertion, guiding you into a universe of pleasure. The wavy, ribbed texture teases with every thrust, while the robust shape offers a feeling of fullness that won't go unnoticed.The Red Raider starts with a boldly pointed tip that makes your first glide smooth, easy and just a little bit dangerous in the best way. Rippled and ribbed textures along the shaft keep the thrill building with every thrust, and the thick, full-bodied shape brings that satisfying “oh, we’re doing this” kind of intensity. Sculpted balls at the base add a touch of beastly realism and give you a solid grip point whether you’re flying solo or strapped in. Strap it up, suction it down or hand the reins to a partner. Red Raider works seamlessly with any Vac-U-Lock harness or accessory, fits O-ring systems and holds steady with a strong suction cup base for hands-free howling. Made from premium, body-safe silicone, Red Raider is hypoallergenic, waterproof and easy to clean with warm water and toy-safe cleaner. Always pair with your favorite water-based lube for the smoothest ride into the wild unknown.

Embark on an interstellar adventure with our silicone alien Dragons Tongue dildo, a provocative fusion of cosmic and mythical allure. This sinuous, otherworldly creation boasts a textured tapestry of large and small scales, each ripple designed to ignite your senses with every tantalizing thrust. At its tip, a daring dragon skull-inspired insertion point beckons, promising a fierce yet seductive plunge into uncharted pleasure. Crafted from luxuriously smooth, body-safe silicone, this exotic toy invites bold explorers to surrender to its primal, pulsating charm. Unleash your desires and conquer the cosmos with this spellbinding delight.

Unleash your fantasies with the enchanting Dream Rider. This mystical unicorn horn has a tapered tip and spiral ridge to provide extraordinary pleasure. The small wings at the base add a touch of whimsy, while the strong suction cup base offers stable, hands-free play. Measuring over 7 inches, the firm and flexible shaft adapts to your unique contours, making every session intensely satisfying. Made from premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone, the Dream Rider ensures safe rides, every time. Pair it with water-based lubricants for the ultimate sensory experience.

Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone Dildo, a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this dildo provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface, and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strap on or pegging adventures. Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, it’s soft on the outside and firm inside. Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience. You turn on your favorite vampire movie, dim the lights, and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder, and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up, using your phone as a flashlight, and stumble through the house, unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch, nothing happens, but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall, terrifying, monster is right beside you! It lunges at you, biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream, your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp, but you can still see its red, glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold, like the rest of its body, and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts, but with every thrust, it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly, slowly, you lose consciousness. In the morning, you feel drowsy, and euphoric, but then as soon as you look at a mirror, you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!

This one did not come from Earth… and honestly? That’s the whole appeal. Gender X's Wildest Dreams Vibe is on a whole different wavelength…a sexy one! This thrusting vibrator goes all in on bold shape, with a pointed tip that leads into a thick, rigid shaft built with two pronounced bulbs and raised texture along the way. As you move with it, those curves and bumps shift the sensation from start to finish instead of settling into one steady feel. Then it starts moving. The shaft thrusts on its own with three speeds, so once you’ve got it lined up, it keeps that in-and-out rhythm going while you focus on how it feels. Add in ten vibration speeds and patterns, and you can run a steady hum through it or layer in something that changes pace as you go. Set it down and let it take over. The suction cup base holds firm to smooth surfaces, so you can go hands-free and move with it instead of holding it in place. You’ve also got a remote, so you can switch things up from a distance or hand over control and see what happens.

Let's talk about the Colours Stacked dildo! Not only is this versatile penetrator bumpy, squeezably squishy, and good to go anywhere you need (and want) it to, but it's also absolutely gorgeous in swirly metallic silicone. From the smooth tapered tip to the big suction base, Stacked is suuuuuuuuper flexible—it'll bend forward, back, and sideways as you play. Down below, the base sticks to walls, windows, floors, etc., for hands-free fun, and it'll fit most strap-on/ and harness systems. It's pegging perfect! The liquid silicone Stacked is body-safe and easy to clean and care for; you can wash it with mild soap and water or use a favorite toy care fluid/foam. This dildo is safe to use with any water-based lube you love.