Essentials

IF YOU ARE NOT FULLY SATISFIED WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF THIS PRODUCT, PLEASE SHOVE IT WAY UP YOUR BUTT AT NO COST TO YOU.

For when your cat’s judgmental stare isn’t enough to motivate you, these pens are. Scribble, scrawl, and maybe even sketch a mouse or two – all with the indifferent grace of your feline overlord. Phrases include: Show me your kitties; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; Dogs have owners, Cats have staff; All my stuff is covered in cat hair; You don't own a cat, you know a cat

For all your "elevated" thoughts that seem revolutionary until you forget them – here are the pot pens. They're the perfect way to note down those half-baked ideas or grocery runs, minus the actual high

For dog lovers everywhere! Phrases include: I work hard so my dog can have nice things; Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog; I was told there would be dogs; I like big mutts and I cannot lie; Tell your dog I said hi

Kissable, moisture-wicking body powder that leaves skin silky-soft and delicately scented. Includes a sexy feather applicator. Talc free.

Kama Sutra’s Honey Dust is a kissable body powder can be used anywhere on the body and leaves skin feeling soft and deliciously scented. The moisture-wicking formula wicks away any moisture on the body, for an ultra-smooth feel. Use the included feather tickler for application and added play.